10) Find some slightly unintelligent people and sell them "the internet" for $20 a CD (if you get busted, you do not know me )

9) To avoid the ramifications of #10, save money on xmas by giving away "the internet" to everyone as a gift, and use the money you save to pay your real ISP

8) CD's make good shims, like for a wobbly table leg

7) Hang it from your rear view mirror, to avoid actually having to make a sign that says "I have a CD player - break into me!"

6) In your basement, line the floor with them (shiny side up), then cover with clear acrylic for a unique look (we did that with Miller caps years ago)...

5) One word: Microwave!

4) As a funny joke, replace all of a friend's music CD's with them

3) Two words: Shiny Coasters!

2) Glue a tiny strip of cloth to them and sell them as CD cleaners

And the number one thing to do with all those AOL CD's:

Throw them away!